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Thursday, February 14, 2008

You Might Be a Mommy If....

1. If you've been making your bed and a pair of Mr. Potato Head eyeballs rolls out - and you don't think that's strange at all...

2. If you've ever wiped someone's snot on their shirt.

3. If you've wiped someone's snot on YOUR shirt.

4. If you can get up at 4 am to make a bottle/nurse the baby, and go back to bed without remembering anything the next morning.

5. You can find 18 things to occupy the kids in your purse, and not one of them is an actual toy.


This week's special.......


6. You've ever drained the bathtub to see that someone had pooped in it!!!!



Feel free to add to my list! Leave me a comment!

4 comments:

Cayce said...

7. You've ever caught your kids puke in your hands!!!

Heather said...

You've ever drained the bathtub to see that someone had pooped in it?!?!?! YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about...if you have ever licked you finger and wiped someone's face with it?! Or if you have ever cried buckets just to hear a little heartbeat!!!

MamaJ said...

Oh yeah, Cayce! I forgot to add "if you've ever caught your kids vomit in your hands." I did that one too! At church!

Cayce said...

And it's even better if you catch it and act like it's just another day at the office!!!

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