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Today's little boy antics include, but are not limited to, the following....

1. 7:25 am. Mommy asks XMan to keep it quiet, as Daddy was at work all night and is still sleeping. XMan jumps from hall bathroom less than 3 minutes later, scaring a shrill sound-barrier-breaking scream out of his little brother.

2. 8:03am. Little Man climbs into the bottom drawer of his dresser, halfway pushes out the next drawer and attempts to stand up. At which point he is hopelessly stuck. XMan runs to get Mommy, since this one is clearly out of his realm of expertise. Mommy reminds herself to super glue those empty drawers shut.....

3. 9:00am. Boys have constructed a fort on bunk beds, and are attempting to fend off sharks. Hmmmm, don't know if this was a water fort, or what.... Who cares about logistics, though?

4. 11am. We all leave house to run errands, boys maintain 85% better control and order while under Daddy's watchful eye. (Even though he didn't think so, ha!)

5. 5pm. XMan is currently wearing a diaper box on his body, pretending to be a robot. Little Man is casting his new "fishie pole" into the left-over water puddles in backyard. Both have their pretend M-16s and are intermittently shooting birds. Daddy is trying to create an alternate fuel source for the Jeep.

I don't know why I am so tired every night?!?!