Simply the weirdest thing I have ever seen....

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Another Crazy Sighting!

Guess what?? I saw this van a while back. I thought it was absolutely hilarious. You won't believe it, but I saw another one! There are two of them!! The funny part is, we were shopping at the same Mega-Huge-Supercenter-Neighborhood-Takeover-Store. You know the one? Not the wannabe-classy, French-owned one. The other one. I tried really hard to guess who the owners of said van might be. There were a few good options. Some with teeth, some without. And if you're the owner and you just happen to be reading this blog - I'm just jealous, really. YOU have air conditioning, so really, I'm just jealous.

Entry #3 in the Strange Sightings Category

Yes, folks, I saw one more hilarious thing on the road. This one was too far away to get a picture of, as I was sitting in a parking lot. So, work with me on this. Let your "thinker" concoct the picture.

A tow truck comes down the road, in all it's 'Mater glory, carrying some poor sap's car parts. And I do mean parts, cause this one was definitely totalled. There was no doubt the guy had hit a tree. Not only was the entire front smashed into a perfectly trunk-sized oval, there were honest-to-goodness branches still hanging out of the hood. Big ol' hunks of pine, or oak, or something just waving in the breeze while they boogied down the highway. Guess he wanted to make real sure the insurance company knew what had happened....

So, on that note, I want you guys to send me your funny highway sightings, okay? Just click on the comments bar and send me your funnies!

I knew I probably hadn't seen it all...

I think I will start a new category called, "Weird things I have seen driving down the highway." Here's yet another entry in that particular category.


The other day, Dan called me to say that he had seen a BBQ trailer heading down the road. Not unusual in and of itself, but wait, there's more. He said he could smell the BBQ cooking.... Know why? Because it was cooking going down the road!!!


Homeboy had a huge grill somehow rigged up in this homemade trailer. And it was rolling down the highway, cooking up some of Texas' finest steer. The smoke was coming out of the stack and everything! Now if that don't beat all. (Said in my best ol' timer Southern vernacular.)


Just in case you don't believe me...




The grill is up front, can you see it?

And now I have seen it all....

Saw this going down the road... This one is right up there with all the Corvettes I've seen in Texas trailer parks, y'all. Who knew that this summer while I have been earning my Merit Badge in "Severe Acclimatization" without an A/C in the car, I could have had one of these installed!

That's right, people. You are looking at a genuine air condition unit in the back window of a Conversion Van!!

What's even funnier than that? I saw this thing going down the road and had to grab the ol' camera phone to snap a shot. Dan saw it going down the road, and didn't notice anything was wrong with it!!!! HA! I think he's slipping back into his roots, folks!

Oh, and while we're talking about the camera phone, isn't it just the best invention ever? (Second only to Degree deodorant for men, of course.) I have so many random shots on my phone. Comes in handy for times like these. You know, when you see a van rolling down the highway pumping out cold air through it's very own window unit.

And now I have seen it all.... maybe.

This IS Texas after all.